Fluorescent Adolescent
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
I dreamt about you nearly every night this week.
Arctic Monkeys:Do I Wanna Know (via invisiblewingsgoldheart)
How many secrets can you keep? Cause there’s this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow. When I play it on repeat.
Arctic Monkeys: Do I Wanna Know (via invisiblewingsgoldheart)
5SOS SMUT MASTERLIST
- everything posted is newest to oldest
- fanfiction in no way depicts who the boys are are in real life
- I FUCKING SPENT TIME ON WRITING THESE SO APPRECIATE IT
- everything is written by me (charlie) so plz don’t steal ‘cause that would break my heart
here is a masturbation guide if you have no idea what you’re doing
these are some of my favorite porn blogs
boys
visual smut
how they finger you (version 2)
you walk in on them masturbating
they walk in in on you masturbating
friends w/ benefits (+audio)
girlxgirlxboy (threesome) [version 2]
they walk in on you with a girl
boyxgirlxboy (threesome)
their favorite position (version 2)
how they finger you (version 1)
girlxgirlxboy (threesome) [version 1]
their favorite position (version 1)
written smut
luke: cheating smut // make up smut
shit they probably say in bed (michael, calum, ashton, luke)
muke smut (no girl)
sex on an airplane with michael
calum smut w/ candy (part 1, part 2)
luke fluffy smut (part 1, part 2)
audio+visual (no smut)
505 (luke hemmings)
other
you’re welcome.
- September: Halloween prep month
- October: Halloween month
- November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
- December: Christmas month
- Every other month: sad time
signs as bad porn titles from pornhub
- Aries: Old Ass Women That's About To Die Gets Fucked?
- Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
- Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
- Cancer: It's Okay Mom I'm Here
- Leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
- Virgo: Please Santa Drill My Ass
- Libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY
- Scorpio: Not The Cosbys But Close Enough
- Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
- Capricorn: Mom's spaghetti
- Aquarius: Shrek
- Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS
milk--tae